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The date was going great!

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A lot of parents assume you'll like being circumcised.

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“The mind is a funny thing” I thought to myself as I continued to grind the last nub against the dull blades of the rusty grater.

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the reddit mods give each other high five emoji, they finally did it.

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I woke up by the feeling of my wife caressing my hair.

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As I was putting my son to bed, he said “Dad, I’m going to have a nightmare tonight”

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When I invented time travel, I told Roosevelt I thought it was my patriotic duty to help The Allies win the war.

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My youngest daughter has been saying "I love you" a lot.

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I was pretty annoyed at the noise the hairdresser’s chewing made while he blow dried my hair with a mouth full of chewing gum.

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I started to feel extreme pain after a fly flew into it

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The date was going great!	5
A lot of parents assume you'll like being circumcised.	5
“The mind is a funny thing” I thought to myself as I continued to grind the last nub against the dull blades of the rusty grater.	5
the reddit mods give each other high five emoji, they finally did it.	5
I woke up by the feeling of my wife caressing my hair.	5
As I was putting my son to bed, he said “Dad, I’m going to have a nightmare tonight”	5
When I invented time travel, I told Roosevelt I thought it was my patriotic duty to help The Allies win the war.	5
My youngest daughter has been saying "I love you" a lot.	5
I was pretty annoyed at the noise the hairdresser’s chewing made while he blow dried my hair with a mouth full of chewing gum.	5
I started to feel extreme pain after a fly flew into it	5